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That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
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My life at the moment:
- In the car...
- Me: So one of the guys in my year walked past us and was like "Stop being a cockblock!"
- Parents: ...what's a cockblock..?
- Me: ...eh... someone that gets in the way of another person's romantic advances..?
- Parents: Ah, ok...
- At school...
- Random student: So are you going out with JJ?
- Me: No...
- Random student: But you know he likes you, right?
- Me: ...why does this have any bearing on you..?
- Random student: Well it doesn't, but do you like him?
- Me: *rolls eyes* Go away, this isn't relevant to you..!
- Also at school...
- Random students (out of a window): Oi you two... Love is in the air!
- Me and JJ: ...right... *carry on with conversation*
- *Students play Love Is In The Air on an iPod and sing along*
- Me and JJ: ...what is this. ...actually, this is quite amusing...
- Random guy: Oh just make out already!
- Another night at school...
- Random students: *play Love Is In The Air and sing along again*
- Me and JJ: Oh, not again...
- *JT kills himself laughing*
- Me: ...yeah, this happened last night too...
- Earlier...
- Me: ...so yeah, and he just walked past and was like "just make out already!"...
- Mum: ...what's 'making out'? Is it asking you out?
- Me: *facepalm*
- Mum: ...going out..?
- Me: No, mum... it means 'kiss'...
- Mum: Oh, well how was I going to know that? Back in my day, they never said that...
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Nicholas Cage accuses Liam Neeson of stealing his movie
- Saturday Night Live
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Illustrations by Warwick Johnson Cadwell / Store
A2 Giclee prints, editions of 12. Available HERE.
Part of the Alter Ego Exhibition comic book inspired art show.
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